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    DIY, how to... Train a Sheep

    Okay, so, we are told, " pictures need to tell a story. " And here is one from me.
    We now live in an age of high demand for instant and deskilled DIY self improvement courses. And there are heaps of these DIY courses around to help us to learn how to do what ever our little hearts are set on learning, ' as easily as falling off a log."
    So, moving right long. For those who may wish to do so, here are some pictures whose 'story' is how to go about training a sheep in 4 easy lessons. Good luck and have fun.

    How to train a sheep in four easy lessons ......

    Pics 1. Identify the problem to be resolved.
    Pic 2. Provide theoretical instruction on what you intend to accomplish.
    Pic 3. Proceed to practical Instruction: e.g. The 'Heel' command.
    Pic 4 Incorporate achievement motivation.

    And don't sweat that it will be all too hard. There is always a positive, win-win outcome to this course. If you do not attain your goals and the sheep remains a recalcitrant recidivist, then you get to eat it! I refer you to our follow-up course, "How to cook a whole sheep."
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    Re: DIY, how to... Train a Sheep

    LOL! Just remember the rule. You can't eat it if you named it. Once it has a name, it's part of the family!

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    Re: DIY, how to... Train a Sheep

    I swear to God - there's a smile on its face in #4.

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    Re: DIY, how to... Train a Sheep

    What a huge sheep-looks like on of the family now-you certainly can't eat it !

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    Re: DIY, how to... Train a Sheep

    Great series and story Ken,

    Made me laugh and the size amazed wife and daughter

    Well done,

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    Re: DIY, how to... Train a Sheep

    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    I swear to God - there's a smile on its face in #4.
    That he does - knowing he is not going hoofs up.

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    Re: DIY, how to... Train a Sheep

    Quote Originally Posted by Donald View Post
    I swear to God - there's a smile on its face in #4.
    Donald...I'm glad I didn't have a drink of coffee while reading your post, because I almost choked from laughing at your response, which I did not see coming.

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