Also - from the "no surprises" department I, somehow, ended up clicking on a 256TB (not a typo) Samsung look-alike on AliExpress for $30 (rolls eyes). I reported the listing ... and received the following:
"Thank you for your report. This response is being issued on behalf of AliExpress.com (the "Platform"), following a thorough review of the information provided.
Follwing our internal review, the report has been determined to be unsubstantiated. The reason for this decision is: The reported product/content does not violate platform regulations"