Domestic Dispute series - warning may distrub some viewers!

[Tronhard]

Call me a cross between a voyeur and a paparazzi as I captured this exchange, taking place at a local watering hole, where over-consumption can lead to unfortunate events. Luckily this one ended peacefully, but it was a tense period for all concerned. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the innocent.

It begins with one individual, whom I shall call George, already in his usual place, having consumed quite a few beverages already...


Bill arrives on the scene, much to George's consternation:


George: "What are you doing here? You're supposed to be home with your mate!"


Bill: "Let me be frank, you seem to spend more time with her than me!"


George: "You can't be Frank, he's twice the bird you will ever be - your name is Bill! If I DO spend more time with her it's because you're out chasing other birds, she is lonely and needs company."


Bill: "That was a cheep shot!" (yes the spelling is intentional) "I can see she's got her claws into you! Well, you are welcome to each other and I hope you enjoy your 'flight of fancy' together!!!"


George: "Don't you stick your tongue out at me, egghead!"


This might have escalated into a physical confrontation if it wasn't for the arrival of the lady in question, Mavis..
Mavis: "Stop that stupid posturing both of you! I'm sick and tired of both of you, egging each other on. It's no yolking matter! I'm leaving you both and going off to see the world with Andrew, he is much more cultured and appreciates me. He has brought out the chick in me again!"


At this point the protagonists dispersed, much to the relief of others who just wanted to enjoy a drink in peace!


I will leave the last word to Eric, just visiting, who commented "This place was a nest of inequity, not at all like what I am used to at home!"

[Donald]

Brilliant. What a wonderful illustrated story.

[Tronhard]

This is what happens to one's mind as it wanders while awaiting the right shot...

[skitterbug]

Thank you Trev! Your series of excellent pics and dialog with each one cheered me lots! Well done!

[lesno1]

Very entertaining love it

[madcrow]

What a mind, I think you need a lot of rest. Absolutely brilliant images and story. I enjoyed looking and reading, thanks for sharing.

[Shadowman]

Nice series.

[Wavelength]

This is amazing and funny...really enjoyed it!!!

[Rita]

Hilarious commentary. Did you get the right shot in the end???

This is what happens to one's mind as it wanders while awaiting the right shot...

[Tronhard]

Hilarious commentary. Did you get the right shot in the end???

I would like to think I got a few keepers! Maybe the odd eggcelent one!

[Rita]

[AlwaysOnAuto]

This is really funny if you imagine them as minah birds that can really talk!

[Tronhard]

This is really funny if you imagine them as minah birds that can really talk!

So that would make it a Minah Domestic Dispute???

[IzzieK]

Just one question or two...was it you or the birds, meaning, who was drunk? Good narrative with illustration...gotta have more of that from where it came from..

[mugge]

Trev, waaaaaat.

[Tronhard]

Just one question or two...was it you or the birds, meaning, who was drunk? Good narrative with illustration...gotta have more of that from where it came from..

Ha! For my part about 2 litres of English Breakfast tea actually!

[John 2]

Just love that. Well captured and illustrated even to the point of a dinner party at the end. Good work.

[bnnrcn]

Lovely!