Rob I suspect you have been nominated for the golden "eesh' award. I have two on my mantle piece. They take pride of place next to Becki's citizenship award and my cycling proficiency certificate.
Come on out with it lad. Are you trying to tell us you are hung like a horse? And what were you doing with it until you were 17......er you dont neet to answer that:DQuote:
As a lad who grew up on the farm and had the pleausre of observing this many times (we didn't have TV in those days), one has to observe that unless this animal is physically challenged and has its, er um ... equipment, somewhere just below its neck, then it ain't doing much damage to anyone.
Reminds you of when you were about 17 and not very sure what it was you were meant to do.
I bet thats not what Rob thought when he was being humped by Daisy's mate who had slipped through the fence behind him:eek:Quote:
equipment, somewhere just below its neck, then it ain't doing much damage to anyone.
No bondage, just straight sex
Printable View
-
16th July 2011, 04:04 PMWirefoxRe: No bondage, just straight sex
-
16th July 2011, 04:12 PMWirefoxRe: No bondage, just straight sexKaty, I hope you were wearing your rubber gloves. Whether it was intensional or not you have just posted the most humorous post in CiCthis year. And which bit of DrZhivago did I miss that involved a copy of the 'Pleasures of Sex" and a golden retriever. I must have slipped out at that point to give the budgie lessons in the rhythm method.Quote:
then, there was the time that I spent four hours in a snow storm trying show a handsome but doofy golden retriever what to do (I have my limits, though)
-
16th July 2011, 04:14 PMSericheRe: No bondage, just straight sex
What a relief this thread has been. Still new enough to wonder what the boundaries are, I was worrying if a kilt joke I'd submitted earlier had gone too far, and now I have my answer :D
If this is turning into a free for all, I have a nice set of ram and sheep photos....:o
Seri -
16th July 2011, 04:16 PMWirefoxRe: No bondage, just straight sexYou have just got Rob and Donald scrambling for their purses.Quote:
I have a nice set of ram and sheep photos....:o
-
16th July 2011, 04:27 PMSericheRe: No bondage, just straight sexIt was all free sex in my day.....I'll have them up in a minute - no charge ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirefox
-
16th July 2011, 04:37 PMSericheRe: No bondage, just straight sex
Apologies for the compact and blown whites, but it was taken a while ago. Just out for a walk with a girlfriend when this ram started making eyes at me. I took photos while friend was in tears of laughter. I've been told I have a way with animals....:o
Getting frisky (OK, OK, I did ruffle his forehead a little....)
http://i51.tinypic.com/t86e6x.jpg
The come on:
http://i52.tinypic.com/j0b4fd.jpg
When I didn't respond he decided to give me a practical demonstration, but it wasn't very impressive because she wouldn't stop eating all through!
http://i51.tinypic.com/2ngzj3b.jpg
Then he came back for his reward, but soon got in trouble with the Missus, ;)
http://i54.tinypic.com/258w3lj.jpg
Seri (Beloved by ovines everywhere :D) -
16th July 2011, 04:40 PMrob marshallRe: No bondage, just straight sexAre you sure about that? Sounds a bit posh to me for Northerners. I always assumed that all points north of Oswestry had an open peat fire with a hole in the chimney. And furthermore (getting back on thread) they shared the living quarters with the local cattle. And we know why! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirefox
-
16th July 2011, 04:47 PMrob marshallRe: No bondage, just straight sexYou might like to rephrase that one! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Seriche
Oh, yes. And what boundaries are they, then? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seriche
I suppose it's inevitable. I post a serious work of photographic art, and I'm just not taken seriously! Life can be so cruel. OK then, post your naughty animal shots here. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Seriche
-
16th July 2011, 04:58 PMSericheRe: No bondage, just straight sexOops, sorry. Posting too close to bedtime and getting lax :)Quote:
Originally Posted by rob marshall
Well, exactly! I shall observe and learn. I've obviously been spending too much time on the wrong kinds of forums :DQuote:
Oh, yes. And what boundaries are they, then? :confused:
Great artists are always misunderstood...Quote:
I suppose it's inevitable. I post a serious work of photographic art, and I'm just not taken seriously! Life can be so cruel. OK then, post your naughty animal shots here. :rolleyes:
Sorry to have jumped the gun and posted before permission was granted ;)
Off to bed now to count sheep.
Seri -
16th July 2011, 05:10 PMWirefoxRe: No bondage, just straight sexI though all women did that:confused::confused:Quote:
but it wasn't very impressive because she wouldn't stop eating all through!
Ok it's a plank of wood nailed to my hovel wall but to us its a mantle piece. With respect to the sleeping with cattle bit you are confusing the northwest with Yorkshire. That Herriot bloke has a lot to answer for. We sleep with whippets but you needn't worry about any shenanigans since we wear our flat caps in bed....best contraceptive known to man....well that and 10 pints of Greenhalls Original.Quote:
Are you sure about that? Sounds a bit posh to me for Northerners. I always assumed that all points north of Oswestry had an open peat fire with a hole in the chimney. And furthermore (getting back on thread) they shared the living quarters with the local cattle. And we know why! :)
-
16th July 2011, 06:04 PMMrBRe: No bondage, just straight sex- A euphemism I haven't seen or heard before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seriche
Philip -
16th July 2011, 06:05 PMSahilRe: No bondage, just straight sex
I love the humour on this Forum!
-
16th July 2011, 06:15 PMilovelucydogRe: No bondage, just straight sexI'm sure you do, but... I think you are too young for it. ;) Hide your eyes, Sahil!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahil
-
16th July 2011, 06:19 PMilovelucydogRe: No bondage, just straight sexSteve... Hmmm... all? Really? You know this... how?:rolleyes::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirefox
-
16th July 2011, 06:25 PMSahilRe: No bondage, just straight sexThey are well hidden :cool: ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ilovelucydog
-
16th July 2011, 06:27 PMWirefoxRe: No bondage, just straight sexWell based on my relationships, during the act, they all seemed to want to eat bowls of sugar puffs or jam butties whilst watching TV. So I just assumed.....Quote:
Steve... Hmmm... all? Really? You know this... how?:rolleyes::eek:
Thats why I have mastered my technique to coincide with a 2 minute commercial break....am I missing something? -
16th July 2011, 06:43 PMilovelucydogRe: No bondage, just straight sexDon't you lie to me, Sahil... I'll come over to Facebook and... Hmmm...not much I can do there either. ;) Hid your eyes young man!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sahil
-
16th July 2011, 06:48 PMSahilRe: No bondage, just straight sex
A young man being deprived of adult stuff! How cool is that? ;) :P
-
16th July 2011, 06:48 PMilovelucydogRe: No bondage, just straight sexHmmmm... for some reason I don't see Wirevixen as the sugar puffs or jam butties (what are jam butties? just reading it makes me laugh!) eating type at all... but during...:eek: But you said, 'They all' that sounds like... a lot!:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wirefox
You only have 2 minute commercial breaks? Ours seem to go on and on and on....
I have no idea if you're missing something:rolleyes:I spend a good deal of my time alone... weeks on end...just me and Lucy. Don't even go there... -
16th July 2011, 06:49 PMilovelucydogRe: No bondage, just straight sexSahil... now you ARE lying. You are not deprived! I know this. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sahil