#1. I hate bath day and it's getting a bit cold out here.
#2. Oh well, might as well dive right in and get it over with.
#3. Hmmmmph, Now my feathers are all messed up! I can't fly like this
#4. A quick fluff up should fix things. Hey you with the camera, sorry if you cant' keep up
#5. OMG, this is not the look I was going for at all. I hate bath days. Hey, camera person, quit filming now, you better not show this to anyone.
Sorry I couldn't resist